Tuesday, March 10, 2009

One Sky

Eye,


can feel.


You,


from here.


;)

Monday, March 9, 2009

QUALITY (as inspired by QUANTITY)

"DUDE is a simple laid back lager. Light, crisp and wicked tasty. A beer worthy of its name. Inspired by the regular dude, who seeks simplicity and appreciates good beer in a can."
Made by Union Dudes in Prince George, BC. Pacific Western Brewing Company


"Duuuuuude",

Yes, t'is true. It's like pop-eye's spinach! It's Homer's DUFF! No real dude can resist its charm, nor do himself any harm. Ladies love it, they can't be rude to no dude, man. Eyes are a-sparkle when a dude whips out his six'er. One dude is just as powerful as fifteen of 'em. DUDES can only be consumed with deep-impacting music....DUDE-tunes. A dude can only pull out his portable talkin' device if he refers to it as his very own "DUDEberry". A dude in the west ain't the best, at least compared to a dude in the east. We're everywhere, we're spreadin' like a DUDE waterfall, misty-eyed sailors with one thing on their minds....just....bein'....DUDES. You know who you are by that grin on your face. You ain't need a mirror, just look at another dude, look how happy he is being one! Lonely? There's always dudes hangin' out down on the co'ner store. But remember, there's nothin' more respectful than a SOLO DUDE. Props biatch! Party on with DUDEisms and your dude-food, inspire your lovers, your fellow dudes will help. DUDE! Could it be? Bein' a dude don't have to be a mystery?

So, DUDES and DUDETTES alike......
There's always time to pick up a dude. I'm uplifted as I speak!

Go out and get a DUDEucation, Go out and dude someone,
One Smooth Dude.