Eye,
can feel.
You,
from here.
;)
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
QUALITY (as inspired by QUANTITY)

Made by Union Dudes in Prince George, BC. Pacific Western Brewing Company
"Duuuuuude",
Yes, t'is true. It's like pop-eye's spinach! It's Homer's DUFF! No real dude can resist its charm, nor do himself any harm. Ladies love it, they can't be rude to no dude, man. Eyes are a-sparkle when a dude whips out his six'er. One dude is just as powerful as fifteen of 'em. DUDES can only be consumed with deep-impacting music....DUDE-tunes. A dude can only pull out his portable talkin' device if he refers to it as his very own "DUDEberry". A dude in the west ain't the best, at least compared to a dude in the east. We're everywhere, we're spreadin' like a DUDE waterfall, misty-eyed sailors with one thing on their minds....just....bein'....DUDES. You know who you are by that grin on your face. You ain't need a mirror, just look at another dude, look how happy he is being one! Lonely? There's always dudes hangin' out down on the co'ner store. But remember, there's nothin' more respectful than a SOLO DUDE. Props biatch! Party on with DUDEisms and your dude-food, inspire your lovers, your fellow dudes will help. DUDE! Could it be? Bein' a dude don't have to be a mystery?
So, DUDES and DUDETTES alike......
There's always time to pick up a dude. I'm uplifted as I speak!
Go out and get a DUDEucation, Go out and dude someone,
One Smooth Dude.
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